Okay I think I'm going to start biting things from other pseudo-writers that I've come to admire. Two of which are Jim Anchower and Jerry Seinfeld. Two of the finest literary geniuses of our time. I will now start all blog posts with some variant of "hola Amigos...It's been a while since I rapped at ya, so what's the DEEAAALL with..." My lawyers are still trying to work out some copyright issues but as soon as the law suit is over, that will be my new trademark (all rights reserved). So all future posts until then will be cited...
So it's a new beginning for me. My new salutations are geared to bring joy and fill all readers' hearts love and a little espanol knowledge.
We'll call the previous period of time before I made this 'reengineering effort' b.c.g. (Before the Cool-ass-you-love-our-blog-so-eat-it Greeting). The new term, strictly for calendaring purposes of course, will be a.d.g. (After Dogpoop-nostyle-got-no-nunchuck-skills-havin' Greeting).
Alright, here goes my first post in the adg.
"hola Amigos...It's been a while since I rapped at ya, so what's the DEEAAALL with..." asked a combination of Jim Anchower and Jerry Seinfeld. So what's the deal with fucking everything!!!?!?! I swear the last five years has been off the fucking wall. First of all, 311 albums have consistently gotten worse (no I have not listened to the newest one). This is kind of disappointing but not really tragic I suppose. I mean reality shows, I pray, are on their way out. Has this just been a serious strech of artistic drought? I mean I obviously can't not watch TV so I really wish they'd put something better on. If this keeps up, I might have to go outside and that would really be embarassing since I don't own underwear anymore.
My wife and I watched a movie today which was called Children of Beslan. It is about the terrorist attack that occurred in 2004 when these Chechen terrorists took over a school for a few days and it ended with tons of people (parents and kids) dying. The movie just makes you go what the fuck is wrong with those fucking fuckers??!! It is a documentary and it is more or less completely told by some of the children who survived. It is on HBO and there really isn't much to say about it but it is one of the saddest movies I've ever seen. Really has to be watched though. The real tragic thing about this was how little coverage it received considering you would think it would just be so newsworthy and given there were kids involved, the greedy bastards @ the TV news companies wouldn't pass that up.
We've got hurricanes in record numbers. In the most industrialized, technologically developed country in the world...ever, a hurricane takes out an entire city. I mean, seriously wtf is going on? Tons of people are dead, it seem like it has become politically correct to quietly argue over the numbers because somehow that makes a difference whether someone did their job wrong/right. As it turns out now the death toll looks to be lower than originally expected. That is good. Period. It isn't good because the Republican administration would have to explain the fumbles more if their were more deaths. It's just good. The real question is how (an estimated 1 million) all these people who were pushed out of their homes and lost their jobs (an estimated 400k jobs to be lost) go on with their lives. I understand that now everyone's needs are survival. Everyone just wants to see each other alive, hopefully healthy, and trying to recover. That doesn't even begin to tell the story of how the lives of these people are changed. CNN and FOXNEWS are going to stop covering this story in a week, maybe 3. Lots of the victims of this disaster will still be living in San Antonio or Houston...looking for jobs, trying to start new lives. I can't even imagine what that must be like to go through. If I don't have whole milk or cream for my coffee in the morning, I'm really not pleasant to be around. So we all try to do what makes us feel better about what happenned, maybe give money or blood, and go on with our lives (which is all everyone can, and should do). Those people can't do that though. It just fucking blows.
Alright I'm going to have to cut it off here (the post get your mind out of the gutter) so I don't take up the whole front page. I think I finally figured out why I stopped posting for so long. There is just too much shit going on. Too much shit my mind has been trying to process. That + fantasy Football and I'm full of shit to think about. But if you have questions about your 3rd receiver or TE in a head to head league, I'm your man. Anyway, I could never think of one topic to rant about because there were just too many. Well its ADG time baby, and its a brand new day!!!
~Gama
