Ask and ye shall receive. Some of these are from personal experience. Others, I've witnessed, and some are just plain made up. I think everyone can relate to at least one of these, however, and that just means that we've all been a peon at some point in our life.
10) You are referred to as a 'vassal' or 'serf.'
9) Some guy keeps demanding half of your harvest.
8) When clicked on repeatedly, you involuntarily emit a series of nonsensical sounds.
7) You realize that the girl you've been sweating for the last month actually lives in your dorm. Ugh.
6) You answer the phone, and the person on the other end says, "Hello Ma'am" to which you reply, "I'm a boy!"
5) You're picked last in dodgeball. Even the exchange student who thinks the goal of the game is to get hit, and the guy who eats paste in the coat closet were picked ahead of you.
4) You've just accomplished something amazing in your favorite avocation, but you realize that you can't tell anyone because a) they wouldn't understand the significance, and/or b) it involves a 20-sided die
3) You're the only person in your company who didn't get a laptop when he/she started working there.
2) You're last in your fantasy league despite the fact that half the people autodrafted and haven't changed their lineups yet.
1) You've asked such questions as "Is the homecoming game going to be at home?" or "Are any of you guys going to join a sorority?"
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What upstanding 25 year old single male knows what Amphora chocolate is? Come on people, yooouuu can't be serious.
The Amphora in Fairfax is a less sketchy alternative to IHOP for late night meals. Should you leave your phone there, they'll answer it for you and politely tell your friends that your not available.
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